A successful woman is one who can find a man that earns more than she can spend~

just something to share with u guys :) it's an entry about the GE -___-
NOTE: there are some hokkien terms used.

Recently, my white MP,
Knocked on my door and very politely said
'i've worked so hard, so vote for me',
'Or rubbish wont be cleared, in ur vicinity'

I said 'Dear MP of my GRC',
'Dun remember u, so please pardon me',
'i only saw u on TV',
'Dozing off and jiak liao bee'

Last GE i voted for thee,
2% up in GST..
Cut CPF and up utility,
Are still veri clear in my memory..
5 years later, then u come to me,
Fresh from tour slumber and ivory..
Say that onli you can help me,
Escape from my poverty..
Just take a drive on CTE,
Count the number of all the gantries..
Or squeeze a ride on the MRT.

MY life since the last GE,
Has been downhill though i voted for PAP..
If i vote the same for your sleeping spree,
i can expect the same misery..

So this time round, i vote for somebody,
Who will kachiao you to productivity..
Forms filled wrong, no big deal to me,
If there's someone to speak up for ah bee..

SO dear MP of my GRC,
if life no improve, vote for u cho simi?